New Q Personnel

We at Q-Burger Amercia are pleased to welcome new Executive Vice-President of Squealing, Defecation, and Rapid Growth, Thessaly Rae Ackerman.

She was brought on board on May 30th @ 10:08pm, and with her 7 lb. 14 oz. and 22 inch long frame, she will be a force to be reckoned with.

Needless to say, the negotiations were long and tedious (despite the sage advice that contract negotiation is very similar to pooping). All parties involved are exhausted, but resting comfortably. Soon everyone will reconvene at the corporate headquarters, and business will resume when possible.

She has reported for her ID photo, and you’ll all get a chance to see it, as well as other candid photos from the contract signing ceremony, very soon.